About This Game Now includes free DLC "Sacred Line" (standalone game). Linux / SteamOS version has minor exclusive content (two Linux-themed voiced lines in the game)."As if George Carlin lived in Russia and one day decided to make a mod for Postal 2 which would be based on the story of Only If. Well, that's a terrible pitch, but I'm tired. Now would you be so kind to get your fuckin' microphone out of my face, stop asking me about your fuckin' game and just let me go?" - Random Man On The Street"Crap", "Christianphobic trainwreck", "Mess" - Most trusted experts on the InternetThe Last Dogma is a surreal black comedy exploration adventure game set in the year 1999 of an alternate reality world, where US actively campaigns for world domination after being disappointed with the results of the Cold War. Inspired by the history of humankind, free of clichés and moral borders, made in Hell.You play as Sebastian Arise, an ATF special agent tasked with the tracking and eradication of local firearms dealers. One day straightforward tracking mission turns into disaster, thrusting him into the village of cannibalistic Christian cult known as “Holy Intentions”. Entwined in a web of intrigues between emotion-feeding daemons, Sebastian must keep his senses sharp as he travels back in 1366 A.D. to stop the things he shouldn’t stop.!The game is a reimagining of Sacred Line Genesis, horror text adventure game for Sega Genesis / Mega Drive. And it's definitely not a shooter.Recommended for fans of Killer7, Deadly Premonition, Only If, Postal, Normality and Pathologic (NOT INSPIRED by them), for open-minded people who prefer story and exploration over action / mechanical gaming and for people who are still looking for secrets in the games they play. Also for people who love movies of Richard Kelly, David Lynch and Quentin Dupieux.FeaturesUnpredictable, surreal and grimdark story which features two completely different storylinesNarrated by rockstars actors of Kholat, Stasis, Dust: An Elysian Tail, Strike Vector and DeadstarOriginal soundtrack featuring epic orchestral music, melodic instrumental rock, outlandish ambient and shamisen dance electroAtmospheric open-ended locations open for exploration, each with its own mood and color schemeMany well-hidden secrets, including hidden NPCs and whole “Secret World” story campaign featuring The NarratorHalf-arsed hotkey based adventure system with the use of “Look,” “Investigate”, “Talk” and "Take" commandsCompletely DRM-free, you can copy the game on the potato and play it on the moon (being completely offline)Absolutely devoid of toilet humor and doesn't have a single line about assSoundtrack DLC is now available on YouTube for streaming:https://youtu.be/PLHPBRWPQtM 1075eedd30 Title: The Last Dogma - Wilder Wein EditionGenre: Adventure, IndieDeveloper:Sasha DarkoPublisher:Sasha DarkoRelease Date: 30 Jun, 2015 The Last Dogma - Wilder Wein Edition Cheat Deliberately stupid. It didn't cure my hangover but it helped me cope.. Well that was dissapointing. The mouse sensitivity is ridiculous and there are no options to change it. My pc massively exceeds the recommended specs yet the game is laggy and constantly skipping frames. I like wierd games but this one is just ugly. At least its only a fiver. what the ♥♥♥♥ just happened. This game.Oh lordy, this game is so brilliant.First the author is generous enough to start out by saying that if our tiny minds cannot fathom the depth of the story, fear not, it's already explained in a pinned forum post.Well thankfully I saw that so I didn't have to waste my precious riddlin on intro cinema - which came, i'm told in HD. Sadly my computer just couldn't keep up and kept skipping frames.After being told how stupid, useless and incompetent the Russians are -which is great satire I must admit. HA! - the narrator states that the U.S. Elected Sam Shotgun, aka Uncle Sam. It's funny because we have a reference to the idea of Uncle Sam, how witty. The United Kingdoms apparently kicked the Queen out and elected a Irannian, as you do, then was invaded by "the arab states" As you know, you cannot trust them. Then we tricked "The Africans" obeying the U.S. with the bible- because the U.S. only has one god- and since we airdropped them instead of "contreceptives" they thought to themselevs"the books came from the sky, it was the word of God."Such Satire is amazing. How could this writer even be making games? The next Stephen King is right here!But I digress, my tiny mind was so thankful the narrator stuck around to give me a simple, not at all condesending tutorial. I felt like I was playing my old favorite games again.I sadly didn't make it very far, my tiny brain couldn't focus on all that HEAVY dialog and jokes about unkillable characters being in a "NPC" state.10\/10 would defiantely review again and again until they stop removing it.. Wait, did I spend money on this?It's a parody game, poking fun at a lot of things, but especially at bad games in general. It is quite funny at times. I was laughing out loud at the finale sequence. But it's absolutely not worth any money.. This was a waste of time, It was cryptic for the sake of it. Honestly was so excited by some of the humour until 10 min later the game was over.. Buggy, poorly put together and written in angsty pre-teen style.It feels like someone's first game. If so, it's very good for a first game, but it has no business being sold.. This game is too buggy to play in linux.
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